This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

Better than last time. Who knew you actually learn stuff in college...

[ Song ] .:Project 86 - All of Me:.

HOW TO TREAT A LADY

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes  and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

[ Song ] .:Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved:.

Keep me around, waiting behind glass
In case you need, i'll be your piece of ass
Pretend to want me, string me along
Break glass if needed, you can make me crawl

'cause you make me feel like a dog
You can't see my emotion
Is this for real?
I'm a man sinking deep

I was strung out for such a long, long time
Now i own myself, yes i am mine
No longer will i be your just in case
No longer your shit do i need to to taste

'cause you make me feel like a dog
You can't see my emotion
Is this for real?
I'm a man sinking deep

I don't wanna be your just in case boy
I don't wanna be your just in case
Oh no

[ Song ] .:Static X - Just In Case:.

Hehe, keeping it simple.

I didnt really want to write anything, but I just wanted to vent about wanting to go out and do something, but I think everybody is asleep. I would fly solo, but I'm almost outta gas.

DAVE!! we gotta DO SOMETHING!!

Anyway, that's my venting for tonight. Man, I got a lot to talk about though, haha. Last weekend's partying antics. I'll talk about that later though. Nite.

[ Song ] .:Soil - Give it Up:.

So far my summer vacation is going pretty nicely. Last night was awesome though, a precursor to Saturday night I'm hoping. Tuesday CJ calls me to tell me about a carshow that he was planning on going to Wednesday and I told him to count me in. Yesterday I'm driving out to meet him and Mark and Brent out where CJ works and I passed by Andy's house and saw that he was back from App State. I called him up and asked him if he wanted in. He was out at Whit's but said sure, which meant I had to drive all the way out to her house in Pleasant Garden, lol. I did it after I told CJ I would just meet up with them wherever we were gonna go get dinner. I got to Whitney's house and hung out with them for a few mins before Andy and I left. On the way out Whitney was like "Don't go picking up any girls, Andy." Haha, he was like "Nah, that's Adam's job now." While we were waiting for CJ and them to show up, Andy and I were talking about jobs and shit, and how I'm looking for one. He told me that Whit's dad was looking for help, and that if I was interested he could ask him for me. That would be awesome. Andy made 8k in just a summer working for him, and ithe job sends you all over the country setting up shit, and you get sent on cruises to work there too. So much money, so much fun. Just cant be afraid of heights. I'm thinking about taking him up on the offer. It would give me a chance to travel and meet new people. Plus I would have plenty of spending money at the end of it all. Not to mention Cruises sound nice... Anyway, went and hooked up with Mark, CJ and Brent at Ham's to eat. It was hilarious watching Mark and CJ bloody themselves up playing some version of bloody knuckles (the version with the quarter, lol). I was fucking hungry last night, lol. I ate a good bit and then we headed out to the colliseum. We met up with some more people there and then just kinda hung around looking at cars, while Brent and CJ put old tires on Brent's supra 'cause he was gonna get in on the burnout competition. I brought my cam to videotape, but ended up just leaving it in the car.

I just wanna add... there were some hot ass girls there... anyway...

Equal amounts of american muscle and imports there. Burnout competition was short, but some of the burnouts were kick ass. One of CJ's friends was up first in his blue Supra, then it was Brents turn in his Supra. Brent got him and the whole time Mark and CJ were joking around about how he'll prolly end up embarassing himself. He held his own, lol. Ended up getting a trophy for 2nd place (he tied for 2nd with some damn pos accord and of course he got picked on for that.). Best, I thought, was this jacked up diesel truck that ended up sitting there, lighting them up, and after he left he had left enough rubber behind that it was still smoldering. Haha, they had to put it out before the next car came up. CJ's sensei got in on it too, he's got a nice car. After all that was said and done and we had hung around long enough talking to people (aka security was kicking us out) we followed mark and CJ back to Mark's place, hung out there talking and shit while CJ and Mark worked a bit on his car (Mark's putting a turbo on his del sol). Mark was getting tired so we too his oil pan (CJ's gotta tap it) and we headed to CJs house. Haha, the way to CJ's was interesting. He was showing us his parlor trick... which consists of nothing more than him licking his own nipples... yes, disturbing. After that we tried to find a car full of chicks to pass so CJ could show them his trick. We couldnt, so they decided to occupy themselves by talking to me about my sex life... heh. "Well at least Andy and I can say we never did a spic!" Thanks CJ, but I rather enjoyed it. (most of it anyway) :P After we got to CJ's house we just sat around, got something to drink and another bite to eat and just talked till his mom went to bed, then we went back to CJs room and watched videos till Andy was about to pass out. I was tired as hell too 'cause it was after 1am by now, so I took Andy home, then took my ass to bed, lol.

Saturday's gonna kick ass 'cause me, Mark, CJ, and Brent are all headed down to Charlotte to an import car show. There's gonna be sooo many asian models and so many cars there... *drool* XD I'm definately taking video while I'm down there, haha. Try to get some pics with the models too. :)

After I get back from that on Sunday morning (prolly get back around 3am or some shit lol) I gotta get ready to go to Kennedy's graduation party out at Ft. Bragg. That's gonna kick ass too. After that, I'll prolly find some place in his house to pass out, or come back home for a few hours before I go back out to watch Kennedy graduate. CONGRATS MAN!!

Speaking of graduation, Andy didnt tell me he was graduating, and I didnt get to go.. He said he figured I didnt wanna drive all the way out there for it. I would have done it, he's one of my best friends, lol. He said last night at dinner 'well if you wanna see it that bad I can walk for ya again, haha' Ah well, lucky bastard's done with college. IM NEXT BITCHES!

I'm in a really good mood right now, so stoked for this weekend. I love being this busy, now I know what Cathy was always on about with being busy, haha. Anyway, I'm in the middle of a workout, so... later.

[ Song ] .:Marilyn Manson - Disposable Teens:.